WARNING!!! The following page contains spoilers for Twin Peaks. You have been warned...
I cannot FATHOM anyone driving to the store and spending $15 dollars to listen to fucking Justin Bieber or Michael Buble or some shit like that dude go buy literally anything dude I don't fucking know. I might be biased though because I pirate most of my music
-Cheesire, August 16 2010, 7:02 pm
Honestly pop music isn't even that bad it's just that 90% of people only listen to the most basic flat unorignal uninspired pop music or absolute utter dogshit poo poo fart 2 girls 1 cup pop music so that's the only thing they play on the radio. The only musicians that people with utter dogshit poo poo fart 2 girls 1 cup music taste and people with souls can agree are good are Michael Jackson, Kanye West, and Lady Gaga
-Cheesire, August 16 2010, 6:57 pm
I will never submit to a man. I will always submit to women though because women are cool and awesome and pretty and ill always do what a woman tells me to do.
-Cheesire, August 11 2010, 4:22 pm
Weezer songs will be the most normal regular song for most of the song but then have that one part that is so angelic that it makes you cum a little (Especially falling for you, the good life, and the angel and the one)
-Cheesire, August 11 2010, 4:10 pm
Falling for you is literally one of the best songs of all time. I might be biased though because all the lyrics are something I would do or say or something I dont know what im trying to say fuck my life
-Cheesire, August 11 2010, 4:04 pm
THAT PART IN FALLING FOR YOU BY WEEZER WHEN RIVERS STARTS SINGING ABOUT THE CELLO IS LITERALLY THE BEST 33 SECONDS OF MUSIC EVER CREATED OH MY GOD
-Cheesire, August 11 2010, 3:58 pm
Oh shit I have to work on my game I forgot about that (-_-')
-Cheesire, August 10 2010, 2:08 pm
IM NOT WORKING TODAY AND IM WORKING ON MY GAME AND MY FAN IS BLOWING AND THE TEMPERATURE IS PERFECT AND IM LISTENING TO NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL AND I HAVE TWIN PEAKS DEFINITIVE GOLD EDITION AND MY DAD IS BRINGING KFC LATER AND IM PRETTY SURE MY BROTHER ISNT HERE I LOVE MY LIFE
-Cheesire, August 10 2010, 2:48 pm
One time I had a dream where there was a 5th beatle named Troy. I was in a little confession booth like room but bigger in a hotel building sitting with 2 people. Then some guy that looked like the guy from the shining came up from an elevator with a crowbar I think. He asked if he could come in and we said no. Anyways he started bashing the door with the crowbar. We got out through a door on the side of the room and we sprinted towards a hallway that was very red or maroon. The 2 people got out through doors on the right. I got out through one of those emergency exit doors that are on top of buildings. He chased me up so I just jumped off into a plaza. It kinda looked like that one call of duty modern warfare map but more open. I saw that the beatles were in a black car in front of a fountain and there was a beatle hanging out the right rear window and his name was dispayed above him like a video game. It was Troy. Anyways I pulled him out, got in, and drove away.
-Cheesire, August 10 2010, 2:34 pm
I love the little japanese emoticons (^_^) aww theyre so cute
-Cheesire, August 10 2010, 2:07 pm
Hi guys I forgot to say this earlier (Whoops) but I coudln't finish the NeoSpace Demo in time. I'm not really actively working on the demo anymore i'm just working on the game itself as a whole if that makes sense. I might release a demo later this month or early next month if i'm lucky. Okay thats it bye guys :-]
-Cheesire, August 10 2010, 2:05 pm
808's and heartbreak and In rainbows has really grown on me the past 2 years I didn't really think they were that good when they came out but now I love them :-P
-Cheesire, August 10 2010, 2:00 pm
lolcats are probably the best thing the internet has done ever
-Cheesire, August 6 2010, 9:20 pm
My twin peaks definitive gold whatever dvd is coming soon dude im so excited!!!!
-Cheesire, August 6 2010, 9:18 pm
1992 is the most 80's year of the 90's
-Cheesire, August 1 2010, 9:21 pm
Dave Wenger? I barely even know'her!
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 4:08 pm
Im doing anything to not work on my game. Thats so fucking stupid. The one thing that I will contribute to society before killing myself won't even come out because im too busy shitting in my hands and spreading it on my website.
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 4:07 pm
I feel like such a loser telling people that I make games like yeah bro heres the guy that makes the little computer games like the little mario or the pokemans or whatever I bet he jerks off to cartoon characters and has a shit bucket like eric cartman because of how much of a fucking unattractive chud and emo loser bum he is fuck my life man seriously
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 4:05 pm
I feel so bad for my rubber chickens they're forced to stand up every day and night and I can't even throw them away because i'll feel bad im such a fucking loser dude I need to die
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 3:55 pm
Brand new disaster? I barely even know'her!
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 3:52 pm
I don't like squeezing my rubber chickens too hard because when I do they sound like they're crying and it makes me wanna cry too I'm so sorry rubber chickens :'-(
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 3:51 pm
Ache Hour Credo? I barely even Ache Know'her Credo!
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 3:48 pm
My whiny ass dad throws a temper tantrum every time he sees something that is not in use and calls us "hoarders" and "mentally ill" because we're storing things instead of throwing them away and "buying a new one (but in spanish)" every time we need it. Fucking capitalist
-Cheesire, July 17 2010, 3:45 pm
Hi guys! NeoSpace was supposed to come out today, but I couldn't finish it in time. Now it's coming out in maybe late october to early december. I am releasing a demo sometime this month though.
-Cheesire, July 15 2010, 8:20 pm
I WANT TO KISS EVERY ADULT HUMAN BEING ON EARTH NOT BECAUSE IM ATTRACTED TO THEM BUT BECAUSE THEY'RE HUMAN AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
-Cheesire, July 10 2010, 6:41 pm
I just finished watching the first episode of berserk and this shit is AWESOME!!! The black swordsman guy is so badass dude
-Cheesire, July 10 2010, 2:57 pm
I wish drugs didn't hurt you because I would take a shit ton of them while writing and go back to being sober and I would look back at my writings and I would be like "OH SHIT!!!" in an amazed kinda way
-Cheesire, July 08 2010, 11:11 pm
There is no "meaning" to life and it is stupid to even think that. The closest thing to a "meaning" is a purpose. You don't look at a butter knife and think about what it means. You think about what it's purpose is. It's purpose is to cut butter. There is no "secret meaning". The same goes for life. There is no meaning to life, you just have a purpose to fufill. My purpose is to make a game and die at 18. but dont take my word for it im some 16 year old kid on the internet i dont really know what im doing
-Cheesire, July 08 2010, 8:23 pm
Dude thinking fucking sucks which is why I dont think most of the time. Last time I thought was in late april and it made me really sad.
-Cheesire, July 08 2010, 8:13 pm
Weezer Pinkerton is actually not about rivers quomo its actually about me especially why bother (Except for the part where he would rather "Keep'a Wackin", I just get sad and a little bit more suicidal than usual instead)
-Cheesire, July 08 2010, 8:03 pm
Dude I hate when I talk to people because I never have anything to say so I just say "Yeah" to whatever they say and I think that they think that I don't care but I do this fucking sucks I fucking suck I need to kill myself and I need to kill myself NOW
-Cheesire, July 08 2010, 7:56 pm
Peep my brand new whip B-)
-Cheesire, July 07 2010, 10:30 pm
If I had alot of money I would probably spend it all on a really overkill gaming computer with a whole stereo system as the speakers and that one ultrawide alienware monitor from a few years ago for my screen and my mouse would be that one microsoft mouse that counter strike players use but decked out with a bunch of extra buttons and maybe even a thumbstick on the side. My computer would have every drive ever, including floppy disk, CD/DVD, blu ray, sd card slot, and it would also have cup holder to hold my bottles. Also the keyboard would be one of those old mechanical keyboards from the 80's.
-Cheesire, June 14 2010, 12:12 pm
Okay thats pretty gay
-Cheesire, May 10 2010, 9:44 pm
Guy named circle: hey my name is circle they named the sunny day real estate song "in circles" after me
-Cheesire, May 10 2010, 9:42 pm
British "people" aren't real. I would know, my dad is actually one of those "british" "people" you see on tv. I respect him a little more for doing such hard work serving our country o7
-Cheesire, May 10 2010, 9:36 pm
I must be one of two girls, because I want all this brown (Pepsi) to go from the cup to my mouth
-Cheesire, April 26 2010, 6:33 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER 3 :-D!!!!! also unhappy birthday to hitler :-\... yin and yang :-0..
-Cheesire, April 20 2010, 7:19 pm
Holy shit dude towering above the rest (The radiohead bootleg) is one of the greatest things ever invented.
-Cheesire, April 18 2010, 2:07 pm
School is like costco. You're always walking around with your sausage in your hand.
-Cheesire, April 17 2010, 9:06 pm
They shot him.
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:14 pm
Mark my words theres either gonna be a dead person in agent Cooper's room or someone is gonna try to ambush him
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:10 pm
SHELLY IS ALIVE!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:01 pm
HANK SHOT LEO!!! YAAAAY!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:00 pm
SHELLY IS DEAD
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:59 pm
"He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you would be history, man"
Is Laura Palmer Kanye West?? This sounds like something he would say. What if Laura faked her death to become Kanye? Woah...
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:22 pm
ANDY SHOT HIM FUCK YEAH!!!! THIS IS WHY HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER!!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:13 pm
THEY'RE ABOUT TO KILL ONE OF THE RAPIST GUYS!!!! YES YES YES YES!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:12 pm
LEO CAUGHT SHELLY AND SHE COULDNT GRAB HER GUN IN TIME FUCK :'-(
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:09 pm
They beat dr jacoby to death and I almost felt bad but then I remembered he's a PEDOPHILE
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 4:57 pm
Okay nevermind she isnt
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 4:40 pm
IM WATCHING THE REST OF EPISODE 6, LAURA PALMER IS ALIVE!??!??! WTF!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 4:26 pm
Why does sears have a twitter account?? What could they possible be posting???
-Cheesire, April 11 2010, 11:23 pm
Aw man I sure wonder what day it is!!
Neutral Milk Hotel:
-Cheesire, April 8 2010, 9:20 pm
LEO CAUGHT SHELLY AND BOBBY AND HES HIDING IN THE TREES WITH A SNIPER FUUUUCK :-(
-Cheesire, April 4 2010, 2:31 am
LEO ALMOST GOT BEAT TO DEATH AND I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN HE PUSHED HIS WIFE SHELLY ONTO THE FLOOR AND SHE SHOT HIM BUT HE SURVIVED AND SHE DIDNT SHOOT HIM AGAIN HES PROBABLY GONNA BEAT HER AGAIN :-(
-Cheesire, April 3 2010, 11:14 pm
THEY'RE GETING RID OF LEO YES FINALLY HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 8:11 pm
IT WASNT LEO??? WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 1:38 am
LEO MADE AGENT COOPER BREAK THE BOTTLE I FUCKING KNEW HE DID IT
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 1:15 am
Leo absolutely killed laura palmer. Either him or the pedophile guy with wine corks in his ears
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 12:44 am
Watching twin peaks made me realize how swagless people are nowadays :/ how did we go from these cool ass suits and leather jackets and shit to SKINNY JEANS??
-Cheesire, April 1 2010, 9:04 pm
Im watching twin peaks and this leo guy is a total fuckin prick dude i hope his he gets beat to death
April truths!!!
-Cheesire, April 1 2010, 8:29 pm
If I had a pet chicken I would put a condom on its head
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 9:51 pm
This is what life feels like when its spring break and my dad isnt here and youre listening to music
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 3:46 pm
Always shit in silence so you're the loudest one in the room
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 1:46 pm
Life is so beautiful when its spring so its warm enough to go outside but not warm enough for any dumbass bugs like mosquitos and youre listening to the smashing pumpkins and your dad's at work and youre on your computer and you have a fan in your room and ronald reagan is still dead :'-)
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 1:13 pm
Today I saw a guy driving a car with a really shiny mirror holding a cigarette to his mouth an wearing one of those russian snow hats with the flappy ear things
-Cheesire, March 28 2010, 11:09 pm
My friends were throwing pieces of a brownie at me in the park and I caught them with my mouth like the pidgeon I am
-Cheesire, March 5 2010, 6:36 pm
Me and my friends were eating a sloppy joe in the bathroom and Mr Slee walked in
-Cheesire, March 4 2010, 2:27 pm
My friends were throwing gummy bears at me in the park and I caught them with my mouth like the pidgeon I am
-Cheesire, March 3 2010, 4:32 pm
The number 136 feels very lesbian
-Cheesire, February 26 2010, 6:31 pm
We couldn't find any cookies for santa this year so we have him some goldfish
-Cheesire, December 24 2009, 9:05 pm
i have a fever again. the moment i woke up i knew i did. my first thought of the day was "fever? a fever you cant sweat out!! Haha!!" im so smart. i am a rotting corpse. i am not a real person. i am a robotic skeleton operating a flesh suit. but the flesh suit has fallen into disrepair. i need a new vessel. it came to me in a dream. i was hovering over a town of pure circuitry and wire. i was believed by myself.
-Cheesire, December 23 2009, 3:59 pm
Me: I wonder how many days there are until christmas
Hi guys i just finished watching donnie darko what the fuck :'-(
-Cheesire, December 22 2009, 3:39 am
Do you guys remember that one christmas short film that aired on cartoon network back in 2003-2004 where a penguin is telling his grandchildren about how last 2 humans went extinct because they killed each other? Please tell me what its called, I want to rewatch it :'-(
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 12:38 pm
THIS SUCKS IM GOING BACK TO LOVE2D
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 12:38 pm
FUCK THIS SHIT IM GIVING UP AND MOVING TO RPG MAKER
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 12:32 pm
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE COLLISIONS IN LOVE2D FUCK MY LIFE
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 11:43 am
fat people when they're leaving: gotta roll!
-Cheesire, October 27 2009, 9:06 pm
night time is so beautiful :'-)
-Cheesire, October 25 2009, 11:26 pm
i love you extra fruit sensations sweet watermelon
-Cheesire, October 25 2009, 8:04 pm
Everyone needs a little worm action in their lives
-Cheesire, October 24 2009, 6:04 pm
Dude imagine being a plant and getting watered dude that must feel so good especially if its really hot outside and the water is cold
-Cheesire, October 11 2009, 12:55 pm
If you rearrange the letters in beyonce, you get cheesirehat... Kanye was talking about ME... Thats just how influential I am...
-Cheesire, September 15 2009, 9:33 pm
I got myself a bottle of Dr Pepper and im currently downloading the entirety of the star wars prequel trilogy these movies better be good or else im gonna kill myself early
-Cheesire, May 24 2009, 3:06 pm
HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY MOTHER 3!!!!! Also, im kinda late for this, but HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY THE BENDS!!!!! 2 GREATEST PEICES OF ART EVER MADE!!!! I LOVE YOU RADIOHEAD!!!! I LOVE YOU SHIGESATO ITOI!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 20 2009, 6:42 pm
Windows media player is pretty, plays videos, and saves the music ratings, but doesnt sync with my ipod. iTunes syncs with my ipod but isnt very pretty and it doesnt actually save the ratings. WinAmp has a mountain dew theme but thats pretty much it. someone should make it so that windows media player can sync to my ipod and have a mountain dew theme, I NEED IT NOW!!!
-Cheesire, April 18 2009, 4:35 pm
When im done with neospace, its gonna be the best pile of dogshit anyone has ever seen, trust me.
-Cheesire, April 11 2009, 1:18 pm
My Parents love eachother. APRIL FOOLS!!!!
-Cheesire, April 1 2009, 9:03 pm
AAARGH I NEED NEW CHEAP DOLLAR STORE HEADPHONES BECAUSE MY CURRENT CHEAP DOLLAR STORE HEADPHONES KILLED THEMSELVES AM RADIO STYLE
-Cheesire, March 31 2009, 9:33 pm
I have a fever and it is horrible. My left eye hurts, I'm extremely lightheaded, everything I look at is extremely saturated, I haven't heard a human voice since yesterday, I can barely walk, I can't do anything, I have been in my bed all day rotting away, Someone's talking to me, but they're not real, I don't belive anything is real anymore. I feel like a glass man, shattered, held together by an unknown force. When I slept, I saw what I truly was. I realized I was no man, I was meant to be machine. Man is weak to their own creation, how absurd. Or at least thats what the fever wants me to believe
-Cheesire, March 21 2009, 9:59 pm
I just realized how delicious grapes are omahgosh
-Cheesire, March 16 2009, 2:24 pm
I fucking hate Blitz3D. I dont know if its anti piracy measure or something, but when i try to import a model with more then 6 faces, it gets brainfucked and decides to render it inside out. I do everything and anything and it's STILL inside out. Now my only options are 1.Program on MS-DOS (Not compatible with windows vista), 2.Use rpg maker xp (Not compatible with windows 95), or 3.Use an actual programming language like C++ instead of BASIC(I dont know how and i dont feel like learning it)
-Cheesire, February 23 2009, 1:09 pm
Shoutout to little wooly characters like domo and sackboy i love those mfs with all of my heart <333. if they were real, id protect them with my life.
-Cheesire, February 22 2009, 6:23 pm
Today at school I saw a girl with the greatest backpack of all time. It was a penguin.
-Cheesire, February 18 2009, 8:34 pm
The eternal worm could choose to devour any state, yet it chooses to devour conneticut. Why..? If I were the eternal worm i'd devour new york because its a big apple, and apples taste better than conneticut.